asinglegarbanzobeanonitaliantile:

me as a lawyer: kk that was rude . 

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ruinedchildhood:

Mom: when I was your age….

Me: image

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donnacabonna:

what the fuck is this???
troyesivan:

kissthetroye:

gallifrey-feels:

hey-sass-butt:

alicatx:

threeheadguy:

candyrifle:

wildanduntamedthing:

dave-vriska:

enfeebler:

naathaaaly:

Reason why I hate cats. They’re so scary.

  #Reasons why I haies #they do mes the pet

THE BAKED THE CAT WHY ARE YOG THE ANAL

All the fucking time. People have their pets euthay did something to their kid who fuem or pulled on their tail or got in their fathing. Here’s a better idea: WACKING KID WHEN THEY’RE AROUND Aanks.

^^boldedBut this? Well, tarn, isn’t it?they do bet bad shit happenack.I’ll bet that littln’t touch the n right?
and OP is a fuckiing to blame the ending itself when the kid SMACKET IN THE HEAD.
ThURTS for a little cat. I’d lack too.
Ale.

is this supposed to be readable or am i missing something

Did I just switch channels or something what language is this

Oh thank god it’s not just me

*sobbing* what the fuck is happening

what the fuuuccckkk

Ale.

greelin:

cyberuser:

i remember when i was 5 i used to take dancing lessons and there was this kid in 7th grade who’d make fun of me and call me “gay” but the jokes on him because i gave his younger cousin a handjob at camp so who’s gay now

i think you’re still technically gay

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lozzakevinthellama: Hello baby, just wanted to say that I love you, that I hope you're having an amazing time in Africa so far and I hope we can talk soon because I miss you (a lot). So yeah.. Goodnight gorgeous xxx


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Anonymous: I think ur rly pretty

Fenks


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Anonymous: Fuck all the people who make you feel like shit. You're awesome and you deserve so much better than this! You'll get better and you'll spit in their rachet ass faces and laugh bc you're fab and they're drab

I know who’s all those and this is from


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Anonymous: You're perfect

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Anonymous: You're amazing

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Anonymous: You're gorgeous

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Anonymous: You're beautiful

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Anonymous: You should change your blog to whatever makes you happy. I haven't sent anything in before but I would still trust you if I needed someone to talk to. Self-care is so important!

Thank you very much!


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